My Immortal Drinking Game

My Immortal is a ludicrous, hilarious, mysterious, allegedly Harry Potter-inspired work of fan fiction. The game is: read My Immortal as long as you can stand it, and drink when:

• it says "Harry Potter"
• an outfit is described
• you read the word "black"
• you find yourself saying the word "troll"
• you read "Bombadil"
• Marty McFly shows up

Please let us know if you have any others to add to the list!

If you don't feel like reading, try one of these informative videos instead:

And if you don't feel like drinking, may we recommend a nice crisp La Croix?